everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
literally me if i get married
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
so am i getting my snack wrap or
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever