I'm Miranda, I'm 19, and I just want to be me♥
oh, and I really like turtles, socks, and anything edible (:
I tend to involve myself in things that are bad for me

 

Anonymous asked
James Franco

James Franco and I go way back. From the very first moment I watched Spiderman, up until I saw Pineapple Express, I knew we were destined to be together.

Anonymous asked
Alex

oh, I wonder who this could be haha. I met a guy named alex on tumblr and he is now my tumblr husband and we shall open up a bakery/coffee shop/book store and it will be magical and fantastic and we will live happily ever after. The end(:

this could be good or bad

glindatthegood:

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trenzalori:

 

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

please i love sharing stories

This is a fun one!!

please guys this would be so fun

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know