I'm Miranda, I'm 18, and I just want to be me♥
oh, and I really like turtles, socks, and anything edible (:
I tend to involve myself in things that are bad for me

 

If you kiss my neck and collarbones and whisper “I want you” in my ear, I swear I wouldn’t resist and rip your fucking clothes off.

Anonymous asked
Actually I'm just gonna be straight up. I wanna see dat bulge.

captainunicornbutts:

Don’t tempt me Miranda or I will post one for all of tumblr

dafuq are you talking about?!?!? I don’t want nothin to do with your bulge!

thatdiabeticguy:

chocoteddygrahm:

thatdiabeticguy:

p.s. to kyle, miranda and, like, everyone

i wanna plan things with ALL Y’ALL (individually or otherwise), as soon as my new phone arrives~

OMG FINALLY!!!

IT SHOULD BE HERE, LIKE, TUESDAY? UNLESS FEDEX IS FULL OF SHIT

Errybody know fedex full of shit

thatdiabeticguy:

p.s. to kyle, miranda and, like, everyone

i wanna plan things with ALL Y’ALL (individually or otherwise), as soon as my new phone arrives~

OMG FINALLY!!!

Maybe I just need to get laid. Yup. That’s probably it.

I want to know what passion is. I want to feel something strongly.

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via quotes-shape-us)