I'm Miranda, I'm 19, and I just want to be me♥
oh, and I really like turtles, socks, and anything edible (:
I tend to involve myself in things that are bad for me


I would do you right now if I could.
That is indeed very flattering Mr. Alex

So I am very upset to have come to the realization that literally EVERYBODY I know is having sex but me. I’m serious. My friends, my siblings, my parents. LIKE WTF IT’S SO HORRIBLE BEING SURROUNDED BY SO MUCH SEX AND NOT HAVING ANY!!

#imnotawhore #imfuckinglonely #maybeimawhore #yes

She lends her pen,
to thoughts of him,
that flow from it,
in her solitary.

For she is his poet,
And he is her poetry.

Lang LeavLove & Misadventure (via feellng)

I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.

Jenna, Waitress (via thebeautyinbeautiful)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

Anonymous asked
Youve seemed bummed out lately and I wish I knew you better so I could offer to try and help. Buut also because youre really fucking cute.

Oh my, I’m sorry! I didn’t really think anyone actually sees my stuff, I’m sorry if I upset you or came off as some depressing blob. I loves you!

ps. I’m always up for getting to know new people(:

I have no friends..

Be my friend. 

#notcrazy #iswear #ireallyam

bulletprooftacoshell asked

Oh gosh that’s a lot haha. Alright here we go.

  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? I would but then again not really. A fuck buddy would be nice though.
  • 2.When did your last hug take place? In bed with my kitten <3
  • 3.Are you a jealous person? Usually not but there is one person in this world that pushes my limits.
  • 4.Are you tired right now? I am actually. Hopefully my shower wakes me up.
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws? All day erry day.
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease? Technically. For lack of better words I think.
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? I think the longest I’ve ever made it was 42 hours
  • 8.Do you cry easily? No. If I’m crying someone done fucked up.
  • 9.What should you be doing right now? Taking a shower.
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper? Unless I’m having an episode, I’ll wake up to pretty much anything.
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? Depends on the person, but yes I can.
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now? I guess you can say that.
  • 13.Do you believe in love? Not the same kind I used to.
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what? My kitten.
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to? In person my sister, on the computer a friend of mine.
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like? I used to.
  • 17.Will you get married? Not really something I care about right now.
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled? This morning at my kitty.
  • 19.Does anyone like you? Lolzzzzz no.
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone? Not that I can think of. I don’t really do secret crushes.
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today? Kyle I believe.
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My kitty. But honestly each friend has different things I feel comfortable saying to them.
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to? Tomorrow.
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to? Maybe something in the future will present itself.
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? I wouldn’t know about meaning it, but some have said it.